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Thursday, May 13, 2010

Walmart

I warned you in my last post that this one was coming but after my experience there today it pushed me to write it sooner rather than later... Ah Walmart, you evil creation you. So when we got orders here I started looking on the internet trying to see what it was like down here. There was nothing here. No real stores or anything as far as I could find. Ed had someone down here he was talking to from the command and one day his wife called me just to say hi and introduce herself to me (she was from here). While talking I asked if there was anything here and she said "yeah, there's a walmart" I said "ok, anything else? No real stores or anything." again I was met with "theres a walmart" emphasis on Walmart like it was the coolest invention ever. I happen to disagree I think that Walmart is an evil invention sent here just to make my life miserable. The cashiers are the slowest people I've ever met. Look people I have three kids age 5 and under they are not perfect, they're kids, could we possibly hurry this up since they don't really enjoy shopping and by the time I've gotten to you they are now fighting with each other. And speaking of my children, yes I have three of them. Yes they are close together. And no, I don't know what causes it. I've actually told someone that when they asked. I mean, comeon is it any of your business if I actually took sex ed. Let's put it this way, see the wedding ring, I'm married to their father, he has a decent job, we're not on welfare or food stamps. It's no concern of yours how many I have or how close together they are, or for that matter whether they were planned or not. And just because my youngest is a girl doesn't automatically mean I'm done having kids because I have a girl now. I'm pretty sure Heavenly Father didn't send me Tabi as a means of making me stop having children, cause I love her to pieces. I'm a big believer in tube tops not being a smart invention for anyone but really we shouldn't make them in size XXXXL, it will never end well, I'm just saying. But everytime I walk into the walmart here I see someone who clearly should not be showing so much skin showing it to the world. Skin tight mini skirts and tube tops are not good when they could get lost in the rolls of fat. I'm not a little girl, I know it sounds like I'm being hard on heavy people, I'm not I just believe that you should dress in a way that flatters your body, and leaves at least something to the imagination. Self checkouts... these could be wonderful inventions... if the scale wasn't so stinking sensitive or they had cashiers who actually paid attention. and comeon people they aren't new... if you need to write a check go through a real line. While I was there today two, count them TWO people tried to write checks at the self check. It's just silly, you're not saving yourself any time people. So that is my rant about Walmart. Given the option I will spend a little more to shop at Target because it's a more peaceful experience usually. Target HQ if you're reading this... PLEASE BUILD ONE IN SAINT MARYS!

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